<![CDATA[The Movie Reviews Nobody Asked For And Nobody Wants]]>https://www.moviereviewsnobodywants.com/blogRSS for NodeSat, 10 Oct 2026 02:37:27 GMT<![CDATA[They Will Kill You: Trope-y, Soapy, and Twisty]]>https://www.moviereviewsnobodywants.com/post/they-will-kill-you-trope-y-soapy-and-twisty6a021f79618ba45174fa5331Mon, 11 May 2026 20:08:15 GMTLindsi Neilson<![CDATA[Black Phone 2: A Worthy Successor Or A Horrific Sequel]]>https://www.moviereviewsnobodywants.com/post/black-phone-2-a-worthy-successor-or-a-horrific-sequel68f5141f2cf087aa14c560e8Mon, 20 Oct 2025 02:41:11 GMTLindsi Neilson<![CDATA[Fantastic Four First Steps: After Many Tries (and many fails) Has Marvel Finally Managed To Bring The Fantastic Four Into The Family?]]>https://www.moviereviewsnobodywants.com/post/fantastic-four-first-steps-after-many-tries-and-many-fails-has-marvel-finally-managed-to-bring-th6883d0d69fc35e411ce93808Sat, 26 Jul 2025 03:02:12 GMTLindsi Neilson<![CDATA[Superman: James Gunn’s DC Flagship Strays Into Ridiculousness For Sure, But Keeps Enough of the Kryptonian Down To Earth To Leave Me Looking Up.]]>https://www.moviereviewsnobodywants.com/post/superman-james-gunn-s-dc-flagship-series-strays-into-ridiculousness-for-sure-but-keeps-enough-of-t6874227c54bc49be5090af7aSun, 13 Jul 2025 23:01:22 GMTLindsi Neilson<![CDATA[KPop Demon Hunters: Amazingly Kinda Perfect, Without Being Flawless. ]]>https://www.moviereviewsnobodywants.com/post/kpop-demon-hunters-amazingly-kinda-perfect-without-being-flawless686b22a66e4eab8118fd47a3Mon, 07 Jul 2025 03:24:07 GMTLindsi Neilson<![CDATA[Live Action Lilo and Stitch: I laughed, I cried, then I laughed some more, then I cried some more. I ran out of tissues. It was a whole thing]]>https://www.moviereviewsnobodywants.com/post/live-action-lilo-and-stitch-i-laughed-i-cried-then-i-laughed-some-more-then-i-cried-some-more-i6834b59522530d1c7fb1f648Mon, 26 May 2025 19:27:23 GMTLindsi Neilson<![CDATA[Final Destination: Bloodlines (Six Of The Same Movie, But Not In A Fun Way)]]>https://www.moviereviewsnobodywants.com/post/final-destination-bloodlines-six-of-the-same-movie-but-not-in-a-fun-way682924ccad49087dd3638c9cSun, 18 May 2025 01:18:01 GMTLindsi Neilson<![CDATA[Thunderbolts*: Impeccably Imperfect, and Wonderfully Fun (Also I Cried A Lot)]]>https://www.moviereviewsnobodywants.com/post/thunderbolts-impeccably-imperfect-and-wonderfully-fun-also-i-cried-a-lot68179bf8d525eb34a7f2b1c4Thu, 08 May 2025 02:25:53 GMTLindsi Neilson<![CDATA[Sinners: There are 50 different kinds of horror in this movie before vampires make the list.]]>https://www.moviereviewsnobodywants.com/post/sinners-there-are-50-different-kinds-of-horror-in-this-movie-before-vampires-make-the-list681135baf0bb0b524002411bWed, 30 Apr 2025 18:26:19 GMTLindsi Neilson<![CDATA[Drop: You May Have Seen This Plot Before...... But Not The Ending]]>https://www.moviereviewsnobodywants.com/post/drop-you-may-have-seen-this-plot-before-but-not-the-ending6808f6867c84107804be201cWed, 23 Apr 2025 15:11:43 GMTLindsi Neilson<![CDATA[A Minecraft Movie: A Surprise Box Office Powerhouse That's Funnier Than It Deserves To Be ]]>https://www.moviereviewsnobodywants.com/post/a-minecraft-movie-a-surprise-box-office-powerhouse-that-s-funnier-than-it-deserves-to-be67f43bf0303022249c5ec8d7Wed, 09 Apr 2025 14:43:36 GMTLindsi Neilson<![CDATA[The Woman In The Yard- A Not So Horrifying Miss]]>https://www.moviereviewsnobodywants.com/post/the-woman-in-the-yard-a-not-so-horrifying-miss67f3dff9aaf502ad8a8d371cMon, 07 Apr 2025 15:37:39 GMTLindsi Neilson<![CDATA[Snow White: Surrounded by Controversy, Can It's Magic Still Shine? ]]>https://www.moviereviewsnobodywants.com/post/laugh-out-loud-movie-reviews-with-a-twist67e9efccf987ade0158d6cdbMon, 31 Mar 2025 01:28:44 GMTLindsi Neilson<![CDATA[Death of A Unicorn: A Horror/Comedy (Comedy/Horror?) For The Ages]]>https://www.moviereviewsnobodywants.com/post/sarcasm-at-its-best-book-reviews-for-the-bold67e9efccf987ade0158d6cdcMon, 31 Mar 2025 01:28:44 GMTLindsi Neilson